” In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.”

The Bible then goes on to detail how he knocked up the rest in 6 days.

We assume God is a he, because no woman gets to put her feet up on Sunday after working all week.

Some people take the Bible literally, or at least they take the bits that their church and political elders tell them should be taken literally while conveniently ignoring the bits that say you should give away all your money and love everyone.

Most thinking people would struggle to get past the first few verses of Genesis.

Because what constitutes a day when the Sun, Moon and stars weren’t created until the 4th one ?

For all we know, a God day might be a billion years.

Which might help to explain his current reluctance to get involved in human affairs – God’s still on his day off.

Any beginning story whether it’s a creation myth or the Big Bang has to be allegorical, its totally beyond human comprehension anyway.

I like to think whoever created stuff did it in 12 days, one for each sign of the Zodiac but, since they still wanted a day off, quickly stuffed everything they hadn’t done up to that point into the last sign, Pisces.

And then God put her feet up ( because all that creating does have to be a woman ).

And feet are ruled by Pisces so that proves it.

This would explain why Pisces are so out there and difficult to pigeon hole. They can, and often are, many things at the same time.

A decade ago, when I first started writing articles about astrology, I penned as many about my other obsession, a kind of Word Association Football.

A few years later I realised that while my passion for the beautiful game was shared by most men the world over, only 5 of them wanted to read absurdly long articles about the astrology of it.

Just in case those other 4 are still around, they are all still available here – Astrology And Football

So my attempt to explain Pisces to football fans fell largely on deaf ears – Nicolas Anelka – Is There A Place For Pisceans In Football ?

” The Piscean is a strange phenomena in astrology and certainly the most misunderstood of all the signs. Pisces is a Water sign but also Mutable, fluidity and movement are the name of the game here, consistency definitely not.

It is the last sign of the Zodiac and its role is to receive all the experience accumulated by the other 11 signs and to disperse it in order to allow a new cycle to begin again in Aries. Pisceans are sensitive, impressionable creatures that need to retreat every so often because they pick up so many emotional nuances from any situation that it is impossible for them to hold them all, so like water they move on swiftly adapting to a new situation.

The Piscean character is more suited to the Arts than to football and its particularly one that seems out of step with football fans who for reasons best known to themselves seem to expect loyalty to the badge from the millionaire mercenaries that are performing for the particular multi national corporation that they profess to support.

They do not understand that players like Anelka are performing an essential astrological service to mankind by sodding off to another club without batting an eyelid. But of course understanding one’s place in the universal scheme of things is not high on the agenda of the average football fan. And anyway Nicolas Anelka is no ordinary Pisces.”

I recognise that its extremely unlikely that anyone still reading this will have even heard of Nicolas Anelka but that doesn’t really matter.

With the Sun in Pisces opposite the Moon in Virgo creating a T square to an apex Neptune and with Mars in Pisces opposite Saturn you can see that he would be a strange character, misunderstood by all around him. Which conveniently was the name of the Netflix documentary made about him.

Anelka retired from football in 2015, presumably to join up with and then leave an unreal number of obscure Islamic revolutionary fighting units while complaining that the number of next life virgins on offer wasn’t appropriate reward for his skillset.

The following year Manchester United splurged a world transfer record ( £ 89 million ) on a player who had deserted them for nothing 4 years previously.

I have mentioned the Paul Pogba phenomena before, see Neptune – The Pog In The Machine

” Paul Pogba is famous chiefly for leaving Man Utd twice on free transfers with his time at Old Trafford standing out more for his haircuts than his actual performance.

His image is very Moon in Sagittarius in the 1st house trine Venus in Aries.

His footballing prowess in Manchester has been much more Mars in Cancer opposite Neptune. 

But his time at Juventus and his performances for France persuaded United to pay a world record fee to sign him. 

For most United fans he was pretty much invisible the whole time. When he left after running down his contract he made a video to say how insulted he was when United offered him a mere £ 500 k per week to stay there.

Why is this ? Again it comes down to Neptune. “

You might think that would be the end of it but Neptune still had to transit square to his Moon and conjunct his Sun, and what happened then makes as much sense as the first book of Genesis.

Unless you understand astrology, that is.

It’s always important to consider the signs and houses where a transit occurs so what kind of thing could actually happen with transit Neptune conjunct your 3rd house Pisces Sun and square your 1st house Sagittarius Moon ?

Making petulant and childish statements about seeking freedom from a £ half million a week slavery is one for sure but what next ?

Becoming a poster boy for Islamic religion ?

Paul Pogba has already done that – ” I think Islam has given me this guide, the Quran has given me a guide, of how to be and why you are here in life. It opened my eyes more about life, about everything, about important things, more than football and more than sport, not to take things so seriously, that everything is written for you, so your destiny is your destiny, you cannot change that, and you should just enjoy it, “

And if your destiny is to spend more time at your barber’s than on the pitch for your weekly slave haul, then who are the United fans to argue with that ?

Maybe Neptune on a 3rd house Pisces Sun square to Sagittarius Moon meant some of those ungrateful and irreligious fans would drown him in the Manchester Ship Canal.

Maybe he would devote the rest of his life to writing travel books.

Perhaps he would become a cross channel swimming teacher.

Or maybe he would be kidnapped and held to ransom at gunpoint by his own brother.

Here’s a recent piece from the Guardian football section –

” Yet performances on the pitch are only part of the Pogba story. Last April he suffered a calf injury and was forced out of United’s 4-0 defeat at Liverpool after 10 minutes. It turned out to be his last appearance in a United shirt. Later in the summer came reports that a month before that game, a year ago this Sunday, Pogba had been kidnapped by masked men bearing M16 assault rifles who had taken him to a flat in Chanteloup-en-Brie, 15 miles east of Paris, and demanded €13m (£11.5m) in protection money – €1m for each year of his professional career. Pogba seemingly tried to pay, only to be blocked by the bank, although he was able to raise €100,000. Four days earlier, Pogba’s wife, Zulay, and their two young children had been threatened during a burglary at his house in Manchester.

More details about the trauma of March emerged. Investigations into the kidnap led to the arrest of Pogba’s elder brother Mathias, once of Wrexham and Crewe, and four childhood friends. All five are currently on remand and facing up to 20 years in jail. They claim they had been threatened by a group linked to organised crime.

As Pogba was settling back into life in Turin, according to reports in Le Monde, his brother called him, said gangsters were demanding the payment and then threatened to damage his image if he didn’t deliver the money. A couple of weeks later, Mathias released a video claiming he was about to make “great revelations” about his brother, including his alleged use of a marabout, a west African holy man called Ibrahim who charged €100 an hour, to place a curse on Kylian Mbappé. “

Astrology can be so literal don’t you think ?

What about the bro ?

A nasty looking T square with Mars opposite Pluto focused on an apex Leo Moon certainly figures Mathias Pogba as a violent criminal.

The noon chart would suggest took most of these tendencies out on his wives, maybe the Venus / Jupiter conjunction in Leo in the 9th house required him to be a follower of a religion that encouraged him to do just that.

Not having a birth time makes this kind of knee-jerk dismissal of one of the world’s major religions slightly unfair perhaps.

However, there is an important ancient astrological principle that I may or may not have just made up.

This is that if any right wing political scumbag or other criminal refuses to offer their birthdata for public consumption, it is totally acceptable for me to make one up for them.

In fact it is a Universal requirement.

However this is not just carte blanche to scummy pick the worst chart you can imagine. You have to do it properly using transits to coincide with the known events in their lives.

But within that framework there’s plenty of scope for your own views.

An astrology election is where I pick the best possible time and date for my clients to get married, buy a house, move to Australia, sign a contract, arrange a visit to their doctor or any one of the many things that I get asked to do by people who understandably wish to arrange their lives in the best possible way.

This method of putting an astrological tail on a neo fascist donkey is like a reverse election chart where you pick the worst possible combo that they obviously totally deserve.

I have to confess to enjoying this important field of astrology.

So for all the above reasons this method will be called Delection.

Delections are relatively straightforward. You know the birthdate, but no time means you have to rotate the chart until it resonates properly with ogre that you see on the telly.

A birthdate of May 13th 1968 for Scummo offered a range of lunar aspect possibilities. If he was born after noon he would have the Moon in Sagittarius, before noon in Scorpio.

Since we are talking about someone who appointed himself in charge of all the major ministries of state without telling the members of his own government who actually held those roles, we can safely rule out the former.

If he had a Sagittarius Moon opposite Mercury and Mars in Gemini he would have been able to keep that quiet for a full five minutes before boasting about it, Donald Trump style to all and sundry.

Any Scorpio placing would mean a Full Moon creating a T square to an apex Jupiter, so we are straight away in massively entitled narcissist territory.

The earlier the time, the tighter the Sun / Moon opposition.

The Moon would also be conjunct Neptune, so deluded liar would be a given.

But if we want to nail a time down, we have to ask what kind of delusions are we talking about.

Scummo’s own are about some warped and twisted misogynistic, homophobic sky god who for some reason has chosen him to deliver the world straight to some coal fired hell, while he and a few mates make loads of dosh before being transported to heaven in the rapture.

So Moon / Neptune conjunction in Scorpio in the 9th with a Pisces Ascendant thrown in for good measure.

Check this against transits like when the fool chooses a lunar eclipse on his Sun and Moon focusing on an apex Saturn as the date for the Almighty’s recognition of his services to mankind, and naturally gets dumped on his arse by every normal person in Australia.

For my prediction of all this see Saturn To Ensure The Scummo Will Sink To The Bottom

So you see Delection is not that difficult once you get a feel for it.

And when it gives you the perfect opportunity to slander another of the great world religions all in the pursuit of truth, this method really is Delectable.

How would it work for Pogba’s Brother ?

Extremely well as it turns out.

Like Scummo, Mathias Pogba has Pisces rising, which enables him to sneak up on his victims ( brother / Australian public ) without them noticing.

It also tightens his synastry with said brother.

A Saturn / Uranus / Neptune conjunction in Capricorn in the 10th house nicely depicts a career that took him to the heights of playing football for Wrexham and Crewe.

But more particularly it places Mars in the 3rd house opposite Pluto in the 8th ( threatening to kill your brother for the ransom money ) T square apex Moon in Leo in the 5th ( because you follow a religion that says its all fated anyway so you should just enjoy it ).

The transits figured it all as Saturn was forming a Grand Cross with that T square during the abduction.

But Neptune’s arrival on this particular Ascendant is just a cosmic bonus for us all to feast on.

With Uranus about to conjunct his Mars and square his Sun you could imagine Mathias Pogba’s next career would be behind bars, which also fits pretty well with that natal 10th house combo.

So there you have it.

Pisceans may be weird but it’s always important to remember that lurking somewhere in the background there will be a religious theme.

Both Paul Pogba and Nicolas Anelka had one so that proves it.

Interestingly Nicolas Anelka had a Virgo Moon opposite a Pisces Sun with an apex Neptune creating a T square.

Jesus Christ had a Virgo Sun opposite a Jupiter / Saturn conjunction in Pisces with Neptune semi square and sesquiquadrate to it. Believe me he really did – Is This The Birthchart Of Jesus Christ ?

They were about as similar as any other pair of Pisceans but they were both misunderstood and crucified by people claiming to be their followers.

Posted on 30th March 2023

YOU CAN BOOK YOUR OWN PERSONAL ASTROLOGY CONSULTATION HERE

TREAT YOURSELF – REMEDIES INDIVIDUALLY TAILORED TO YOUR BIRTHCHART AND TRANSITS