Never mind what Elvis Costello says, there’s always plenty of managers who do want to go to Chelsea.

Must be the severance package. 

The Chelsea chart has the Sun in Pisces in close square to a Moon in Gemini.

The one thing we do know is that Neptune’s transit has had both of them playing like a dream.

Unfortunately the particular dream chosen is more Elm Street than Kings Road but that seems fitting as Freddie had a Gemini Sun and Wes Craven a Pisces Moon. For more on this see – Freddie Krueger – Everyone’s Worst Nightmare

On May 29th 2021, a Mercury / Venus conjunction right on the Chelsea Moon persuaded me to back them to beat favourites Man City in the Champions League final.

The day after that Neptune reached 23 Pisces.

Its first conjunction with the Chelsea Sun happened during the close season so nothing much happened.

The second one began on February 24th 2022, Putin invaded Ukraine and Natasha moved from Sloane Square to Coronation Street.

To avoid Chelsea getting confiscated, Roman Abramovich put the club up for sale.

To Todd Ler

It never ceases to amaze me that people who must have used some grey matter while acquiring their dodgy fortunes, go all anti matter when they spot a football club.

Where is the due diligence when you buy a club with its Sun and Moon afflicting your own ?

Just as Neptune’s hitting all of them.

It goes without saying that the Moon on the day he bought Chelsea was square to Neptune.

Undeterred by all this Sweeney Todd leapt into the transfer market like a Mars / Jupiter in Aries conjunction at the Red Wedding.

He spent £ 250 million on players in the first two months and then decided he didn’t like the bloke he’d bought them for.

Hardly surprising given Neptune was opposite his Moon as well.

Of course the sensible thing would be to replace someone who’s own Neptune / Moon transit was just coming to an end with someone who was just about to start one.

Appoint him with the Sun in Virgo opposite Neptune and give him £ 300 million worth of new players that he didn’t want.

Graham Potter had been a wizard at Brighton. Jupiter conjunct your Mars and opposite your Moon would do that for you.

Neptune making the same transits will force feed you Polyjuice potion and turn you into Crabbe and Goyle.

So after 6 abysmal months entirely predicted by Capricorn Research, an Act of Todd in Easter week invoked the Cruciatus Curse.

So who next for Chelsea ?

Many pundits are going for Mauricio Pochettino.

But why pick someone whose Mercury is conjunct the club Sun and just past the Neptune transit that sent him to the guillotine at PSG.

Don’t go for a big name. My favourite would be Billy Wilder whose Sun at 29 Virgo is conjunct the Toddler’s.

Never mind Natasha, Neptune would turn Elsie into Ena.

And the fact that this would get Wilder away from my club Watford after a 2-0 disaster at Mordor has nothing to do with it.

Posted on 4 April 2023

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