At the very start of this article I need to remind my readers that there’s no such thing as coincidence.

Things that symbolically belong together will resonate strongly on an astrological level, even if the muggles could see no connection at all.

So if you’re still a first year at Hogwarts perhaps its best that you read this article first – Coincidence – The Greatest Conspiracy Theory Of All

As a reward for those of you that have passed their Owls with flying colours, you get to see the chart for the first ever film version of a woman faking an orgasm.

We are obviously referring to the conjunction of Venus and Mars in Leo

What about Harry ?

Billy Crystal’s Mars is 19 Leo conjunct the film’s Mars.

And Sally ?

Meg Ryan’s Sun at 27.05 Scorpio is exactly square to the Venus in the film chart.

So there you have it.

Is that it then ?

Of course not, have you ever read a Capricorn Research article with so few words in it and missing some ironic plot twist somewhere along the way ?

Normal thinking is horizontal following a strict cause and effect pathway, astrological insights belong to the vertical plane.

If we can find a way of allowing the usual associative meanderings of our lower mind to come to a halt, we become open to a much higher consciousness, a direct download from above.

For me, astrology and meditation have always gone hand in hand. I discovered both at the same time, reading As Above So Below by Alan Oken in a Tibetan Buddhist monastery.

Just as with astrology, my approach to meditation is a typical Capricorn one. I have tried and tested many meditation methods and techniques, not sticking to any particular tradition or religion, just interested in which ones actually work for me.

My favourite these days is walking meditation where I focus on the contact that my feet make with the ground. I’ve discovered they are far enough away from my head to allow my mind to settle quietly. It’s probably also a Mars in Pisces thing.

For two hours each morning I wander along my local deserted beach and just allow my mind to open to receive any instruction from the sea beside me and the sky above me.

For much of the time, nothing comes so I just stay with my feet on the beach. But most mornings there will be some fresh astrological insight that just appears in a flash. Sometimes the connection seems bizarre until I get home and check the charts involved.

At some point near the end of my walk this morning I felt a strong need to ask the question will Prince Harry attend the Coronation. I made a note of the time and carried on walking.

But I also kept getting this When Harry Met Sally thing at the same time. I had no idea why, until I got home and saw Meg Ryan’s chart.

With the Sun at 27 Scorpio it is within 5 degrees of King Charles Sun.

They also share the very close Venus / Neptune conjunction as well as an exact Venus / Pluto sextile.

Even their Moons ( although in different signs ) are conjunct each other.

From now on I will call him King Sally.

So will Harry Come Home For Sally ?

As I’ve mentioned before there is a problem with asking horaries about people you are not related to, but the Universe seemed so insistent that I felt sure the chart would iron that problem out.

So whether I take the Ascendant ruler to signify Old Sal or the Midheaven ruler because he’s my king ( or should that now be she’s my queen ), it doesn’t matter because with Pisces rising and Sagittarius on the 10th, they are both Jupiter.

If we take the 5th to be Harry he’s signified by the Moon which is applying to a sextile with Jupiter saying he will go.

Either way the Moon is applying by sextile to Jupiter saying that Harry will be going.

The only question is will Meghan be going with him.

If we take The Ascendant to be Sally, Harry is the 5th and Meghan would be the 7th from the 5th which is the 11th house so Saturn would signify her.

Saturn has no connection with Jupiter and is in the 12th so she would stay at home.

If we take the 10th for Queen of the orgasm, Harry would be the 2nd ( 5th from 10th ) and Meghan would be the 8th ( 7th from 2nd ) so she would be Venus.

Venus applies to conjunct Jupiter so she would be coming as well.

This is all very interesting because when I wrote the article Charles Crown Of Thorns I believed that he had chosen the particular coronation date not by astrology like any sensible monarch but because it coincided with Archie’s birthday so it could be used as a passive aggressive ploy to force Harry to stay at home.

Whichever way we read the above chart it doesn’t look great for Harry’s brother Peggy though.

Because the 3rd from the 5th or the 3rd from the 2nd gives Mercury as William’s significator. And Mercury is applying to a conjunction with Saturn.

Either way it doesn’t exactly look like a happy family reunion.

As mentioned before Sally’s crowning glory will be happening just after an eclipse with the Moon in the 4th house opposite Uranus in the 10th.

This focuses by T square onto the Ascendant at 27.45 Leo.

Let me just remind you this is the same degree as the Venus in the When Harry Met Sally chart.

So if Meghan ( Sun in Leo ) does turn up and interrupts the service by having a loud screaming orgasm in the front row, you heard it here first.

And just in case you were wondering, the older lady who uttered those famous words ” I’ll have what she’s having ” was Estelle Reiner, the mother of the film’s director Rob.

Estelle’s Sun / Saturn conjunction would suggest she probably had been missing out up to that point.

Given that the film’s Mars sat right on her own and that it opposes Jupiter you could easily believe that she started having quite a few of them.

When Harry Met Sally the transit Pluto was conjunct Estelle Reiner’s Scorpio Moon so I’m sure she did.

Mind you King Sally himself has Pluto square his Moon now.

Perhaps he’ll find out that Camilla has been faking them all along.

Posted on February 27th 2023

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