The one fundamental question that has so far foxed us all is how to predict the results of football matches. Some Malaysian businessmen believe they have found a way but it’s notoriously risky and unreliable. Astrology has a method by way of the Contest chart. This involves casting a chart for kick off time, identifying […]

The announcement that astrologically perfect manager, Louis Van Gaal is to take over at Man United finally came some weeks after that media had given him the job. The only reason that it wasn’t announced earlier was that the club had to persuade him to take on the man with over 1000 matches as a player […]

So the 2013-14 season is finally over and its time to hand out the annual awards.  Capricorn Research’s take on this is that the plaudits should really go to the planets for doing their job, rather than the human beings that are simply channelling their energy, but footballers are such delicate things that if we […]

It’s happened to all of us at sometime or another. We get a measly 200k a week for 90 minutes work, and an all expenses paid 5 star holiday in Dubai, only for the bastard we work for to forget to sing happy birthday to us. And you make one little complaint about this outrageous state […]

As the football season turns towards the final strait, the transfer rumour machine goes into overdrive. Fans of all shapes and sizes are diverted from their few unanswered questions like can Steve Bruce’s Pluto transit actually be strong enough for Hull City to beat Arsenal at Wembley and can Gareth Bale get to score the winner […]