For as long as I can remember my Mum read the Daily Mail, despite me constantly telling her how dreadful it was. She even admitted it was bad for her, but still had it delivered.
That’s a Sun Leo, Moon Aquarius for you.
My own view on the subject of the evil rag has changed over the years. I used to think you should never read it, now I feel you should because if you approach every single article in it and believe the exact opposite of everything that is printed in it, you will have a fair grasp of reality.
The owner Jonathan Harmsworth or Viscount Ratherfear is I call him, has the Moon in Capricorn square Saturn (borderline fascist) and a Mercury/Neptune conjunction in Scorpio (inveterate liar and manipulator).
It’s also interesting to note that even bigger media owner/ all-round scumbag Rupert Murdoch has Saturn rising in Capricorn and a Mercury/Neptune opposition.
Every morning I peruse the Guardian and the Daily Mail, mainly because they give me plenty of fuel for scathing astrology articles about so called public figures.
With the latter rag, you can guarantee that the more they push a particular line, the stronger the truth lies in the opposite direction. Their heroes are without doubt the most abominable people to walk on God’s Earth.
And for the last quarter of a century, the one that they have been consistently lauding more than anyone else is the Prince Of Pegging himself.

I have written about William’s chart from a number of perspectives, using progressions - A Rose Between Two Thorns, the transits of Uranus – A Square Peg In A Round Hole and Pluto – Don’t Kiss Me Kate
For this piece I want to focus on something fairly simple which is an extremely useful guide to understanding the main events in anyone’s life.
Anyone who has read my articles will know that a Pluto transit to a major chart placement will mark a major turning point. I have thousands of examples.
But it doesn’t have to be Pluto, it can be anyone one of the three outer planets.
Why wouldn’t it be Saturn, Jupiter or even Mars? Simply because of frequency.
Saturn would make a major aspect to your Sun every 7 years, Jupiter every 4 and Mars every 4-5 months. So while they can all be very significant, these time frames suggest a certain regular familiarity and are therefore unlikely to be pivotal moments.
It’s also true that they are not actually planets of change, unlike Uranus, Neptune and Pluto.
A major Uranus transit will occur approximately every 21 years, Neptune every 41 and Pluto whenever it damn well likes owing to its irregular orbit, although the average turn around is 60 odd years.
Over the last century or so, Pluto has been in the faster half of its cycle, so it has been making appearances even more often than Neptune.
But looking at the time frames, it indicates that something pretty powerful happens to everyone around the age of 42.
This coincides with Uranus being opposite its natal place and Neptune being square to its own one. Its even conceivable that some “interesting” souls will experience the Pluto square at the same time.
When you also add on that this coincides with the progressed Moon being opposite its natal position (a cycle of 28 years) as well as a transit Jupiter opposition (12 year cycle), it’s a mighty powerful time.
Even a Saturn opposition is not far out of the picture occurring around the age of 44 (a 29 year cycle).
No wonder this is the time that is widely known as the Mid Life crisis, where people feel compelled to change things in their lives.
If we want to know in advance what it is they are likely to change, we should simply look at the natal aspects of the two main players in this drama, Uranus and Neptune.
If either of these two are aspecting an important personal placement at birth, you can take it as read that around their 42nd birthday, that area of their chart will be thrown a serious curveball. In fact we could say that their lives will pivot around this year and will certainly not be the same afterwards.
Looking at Willliam’s chart, Uranus and Neptune have much stronger aspect connections than Pluto.
Pluto is sextile his Ascendant and widely trine his Sun but that pales in comparison to Neptune’s conjunction and opposition with the same two placements.
Uranus is opposite his Venus.
Given that his Sun is in the 7th house and Venus in the 5th, it’s fairly clear where this midlife crisis is going to occur. In his love life.
When you consider that William was born under an eclipse in Cancer in 7th house opposite Neptune on the Ascendant, its pretty obvious that when Neptune comes to square his Sun and Moon, his marriage and family are going to be hit by a tsunami.
In May of this year, Neptune reaches the 29th degree of Pisces so beginning the square to William’s Sun. The next 4 years will see it squaring both of his lights.
Adding to that in the same month, both Uranus and Jupiter reach the conjunction with his Venus.
On top of that, Saturn joins Neptune, square to his Sun a year later.
Ever since they got together at University, the Daily Mail and an unseemly number of astrologers who obviously believe what they read in that rag more than the evidence of their own eyes, have waxed endlessly that Prince Peggy and KKKate are the perfect couple.
WTAF?
He, who was born on an solar eclipse in Cancer in the 7th house and she, who was on a lunar eclipse in Cancer with a 5th house Sun focusing on a T square with an apex Saturn/Pluto conjunction are happy ever afters and will never divorce?
Unlike Harry and Meghan who obviously will, as soon as he gets tired of her “constant need for attention”.
The astrologers who have been punting this line for years are themselves divorced, from any kind of reality.
William is 42 years old this June.

This is when the floodgates open.
His Solar Return has the Sun within 13 minutes of a square to Neptune.
The Sun is in the 4th house.
The Moon is square to a rising Saturn.
The Daily Fail has been punting out pics of William, Kate and their children for years portraying the prefect family. Anyone with half a brain can see this as engineered photo opportunity.
The frequency of these staged farces has accelerated as we get closer to the Neptune tsunami.
The recent line being spun that William wasn’t able to come to the hospital to see Kate while she recovered from her “abdominal surgery” because he was too busy looking after the kids, is utter bullshit.
Like all royal parents, the only time he sees his kids is for those media events, they are palmed off to an army of nannies as soon as they are out of sight of the cameras.
The reason William didn’t bother to turn up to see his wife was that he was too busy visiting the next door neighbour to perform a bit of abdominal surgery of his own.
Neptune’s transits over the next few years will offer up a family of beached whales.
Posted on 4 Feb 2024
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