Research into Astrology is basically the study of Time itself.
But even a superficial dip into the scientific discoveries since Einstein will reveal that Time is definitely not what we think it is.
Our brains need to see it is a linear thing in order to help us get up in the morning and go to work but this is just an illusion. The fact that everyone agrees to share roughly the same illusion doesn’t make it true, it just enables us all to get on with our day.
But in reality this step by step ordered view of time doesn’t add up.
The major events in our lives occur in spite of this illusion, not because of it. And they occur at a particular moment because they have a symbolic resonance with other similar moments, sometimes even if those occurred many centuries before we were even born.
There are many ways of acquiring a glimpse into this kind of vertical as opposed to horizontal time, but none of them offer anything like the accuracy and sheer breathtaking profundity of Astrology.
But the prevailing horizontal linear view does help to keep everyone in order.
Rulers stay in charge of things, peasants know their place. If people were allowed to zap from one socio economic level to another like electrons in a quantum jump, King Charles would not have postponed his coronation until May because by then we might have King Sid running things.
Mind you with the way things are going with various members of his family queueing up to put the boot in on the horizontal plane that could well happen anyway.
If you want to know which one will be next it’s best just to watch their Saturn transits.
Charles’ son Harry had Saturn square to his Moon with the publication of Spare – for more on him see What’s Next On Harry’s Bucket List ?
Next up is brother Andrew with Saturn approaching a conjunction with his Sun over the next six weeks. What can we expect from this ?
The murky depths in astrology are generally considered to be the sign of Scorpio, Pluto, the 8th and 4th houses. People who have charts with these themes are compelled to explore them.

For more information on Prince Andrew’s chart together with a prediction of all the crap he has been in recently, in an article written over three years ago see – Andy Pandy’s Coming To Play – Quick Hide Looby Lou
Andrew has the Sun ( in Pisces ) in the 8th house opposite Pluto which focuses by T Square onto an apex Moon in Scorpio in the 4th house.
Which would be perfect astrological shorthand for someone who either has sex with a trafficked teenager or takes his family to Pizza Express in Woking.
The fact that this T Square includes Pluto in the 2nd would fit with someone who pays £12 million to said teenager to keep her mouth shut for a year or who does a runner because he couldn’t afford his deep crust pepperoni.
Saturn has already begun to do its work this week bringing a character reference from jailed pedophile Ghislaine Maxwell and claims from her brother that Andrew couldn’t have sex in a bath with said teenager because it was too small for purpose, a ” fact ” that was proven by publishing a photo showing two people in that very bath.
I believe it’s fair to point out that this could only have happened on the very day that Saturn was exactly square to that apex Scorpio Moon.
Andrew and his lawyers ” are ready to go on the attack,” according to the Daily Mail, when the teenager’s “claims will be put under scrutiny for the first time in a court of law.”
Which is interesting given that only a year ago he paid her all that money purely to avoid such a scenario.
But this ” threat ” is a desperate defensive strategy because Andrew is seriously worried that the year’s gagging clause is nearly over and his alleged victim has some Saturn / Moon transits of her own.
And one look at her chart suggests he is right to be very scared indeed.

If there’s one sign that has an unwavering sense of their own rights and the capacity to go on insisting on them for over 20 years its Leo.
Virginia Guiffre has the Sun, Moon and Ascendant in Leo, with both lights in the assertive 1st house.
Synastry is astrology’s strongest tool in the quantum story of our lives. It brings together apparently quite by chance people who are actually symbolically bound together even if there is a 23 year difference in birthdates, 6,000 miles between their birthplaces and a zillion more in their respective ranks in society.
When you compare the charts of these seemingly unconnected moments, it all becomes so obvious.
Andrew and Virginia have Ascendants at 11 degrees Leo within half a degree of each other – the chances of that happening are over 700 / 1 against.
Their Moons are in square aspect within 1.5 degrees – 120 / 1 against.
Their Mars placements are exactly opposite each other to the minute – over 21,000 / 1.
The chances of these three aspects occurring together are over 1.8 trillion to 1 against.
Virginia Guiffre’s Mars is in Cancer in the 12th house in exact square to a Saturn / Pluto conjunction, which is as close as you can get to astrological shorthand for underage victim of sexual assault.
The fact that it is exactly opposite Andrew’s Capricorn Mars / Venus conjunction is evidence that is even stronger than the famous photo which has just been proven to have been printed 3 days after the ” alleged ” assault took place.
My website contains more than a thousand examples of transits of slower moving planets that focus natal themes in such a way as to force an event that is pivotal in someone ‘s life to occur at a certain time.
In particularly dramatic cases this can involve two or more heavyweight planets acting simultaneously.
In March 2001 when the assault was said to occur, Saturn was at 26 Taurus and Uranus was square it at 23 Aquarius.
Saturn therefore was exactly opposite Andrew’s Moon and square to Virginia’s.
Uranus was opposite Virginia’s Moon and square to Andrew’s.
Over the last year or so these two planets have renewed the square aspect.
Saturn is now at 26 Aquarius, afflicting those Moons again and Uranus is at 15 Taurus so over the next couple of years it will also do so.
So The Grand Old Duke Of Pork will be marching his armies right down to the very bottom of his apex Scorpio Moon hill then.
I have always said that there is no such thing as coincidence – see Coincidence – The Greatest Conspiracy Theory Of All
Even a choice of someone’s name or title will have astrological connotations.
So Ms Guiffre’s parents’ decision to call their daughter Virginia would be entirely bound up with the astrological symbolism of innocent victim, along with the fact that she has Venus in Virgo.
Andrew being given the title Duke of York also taps into a kind of astro – quantum connection.
The nursery rhyme, The Grand Old Duke Of York, like many of them has satirical roots. It refers to the failed Flanders Campaign during the French Revolutionary Wars in the summer of 1794.
Prince Frederick, the Duke of York, the younger brother of George IV was in charge and was obliged to call an embarrassing retreat down a hill in Cassel and back to England.

Frederick has a Leo stellium with the Sun at 23 degrees conjunct Virginia Guiffre’s Moon in square to a Moon in late Scorpio, conjunct Andrew’s Moon.
This might seem like a random occurrence until you find that the retreat from Flanders occurred with Saturn at 28 Taurus in exact square to Uranus at 28 Leo.
Also the small fact that Saturn and Uranus never formed another square aspect in the last decanate of Fixed signs between Fred’s scarpering down that hill in 1794 and Andrew’s venture down the bath plug hole in 2001.
Needless to say, these two heavyweights were afflicting our Fred’s natal Moon in Scorpio as well as Andrew and Virginia’s own Moons.
In fact the year 1794 was as pivotal in the Duke of York’s life as this one is in the life of his great great great great grand nephew Andrew.
Because in 1794 Pluto was opposite Frederick’s Sun and now it is conjunct Andrew’s Venus and Mars.
So can Fred’s experience be used to advise Andrew now ?
The former charged up that hill with 10,000 men and had to beat a hasty retreat with his tail between his legs so if Andrew is planning to do the same armed to the teeth with as many lawyers, Saturn being conjunct his Sun would suggest a similar strategy would either be voluntarily adopted or imposed on him.
And Virginia Guiffre ?
There are times in your life when you just have no choice but to face your most difficult natal placements. For Guiffre this must be that Saturn / Pluto conjunction in the 3rd house square to her Mars.
With transit Pluto now creating a T Square with all that and Saturn opposing her Moon, maybe the only choice is to come out swinging with a warts and tell all book.
After Harry’s recent success there must be publishing houses queueing up to cash in here.
Maybe I could help by suggesting a title that is as short, punchy and to the point as Spare was….
” Porked “.
Posted on February 1st 2023
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