Vene Vidi Douche

An important question for us all is what is the relationship between our consciousness and our astrology?

The reason astrology works so powerfully on us earthlings is precisely because we are largely unconscious of it.

We all rush around carrying our puny little egos, firm in the belief that we are shaping our lives and our destiny when in fact nothing could be further from the truth 

What effect does our awareness have then?

Would our experience of the planets be altered by our awareness of their effect?

Of course, this has to have an impact, or at least give us the opportunity to adjust to our experience even if we cannot alter it.

I have always felt that the planets provide experience within a symbolic range rather than as fated events.

Consequently the more conscious we are the more we can shape our experience by choosing to direct those planetary energies towards the higher part of their possible range.

Conversely the more stupid we are, the more likely our experience will sink to the the bottom of it.

After each of his weekly dementia cognitive tests, Donald Trump insists that he is not the dumbest person in America

This has to be the truth considering the fact that 77 million people voted for him. 

But intelligence testing in the USA has a very low bar.

Even when you consider that every placement has a range of possible levels of expression, astrology still is really very simple. 

When you encounter someone as stupid as Trump you simply adjust your assessment of each placement downwards.

Mars rising in Leo means he has to portray himself as the Orange Sun King who fights all his battles with dignity.

Which is a very big ask given the Sun in Gemini in the 10th house conjunct Uranus means that those battles are largely late night pea brained unhinged motormouth rants on Truth Social.

The Sun opposite the Moon in Sagittarius adds a gigantic shovelful of exaggeration and a stratospheric entitlement reach.

The Moon in the 4th house shows that entitlement is to other people’s countries.

The Sun and Moon aspects to Jupiter in the 2nd house, shows his intention to make vast sums of money out of them.

Mercury in Cancer square to Neptune simply means he will tell lies about these places supplying drugs to his coke addled maggots as the reason for it.

In Are We About To Witness A Mexican Tsunami? written a few weeks after the election, I showed that far from tightening the US borders, Trump was looking to extend them southwards.

In Will Saturn And Neptune Leave Canada Dry? I made the same point in a northerly direction.

“His Sun is in the 10th house, so he simply sees invading other countries as a business opportunity.

And as Jupiter in Gemini started to move forward again after two weeks of his Presidency, he has firmly set his sights on taking over any countries whose natural or residential resources take his fancy.

Annexing Panama, Greenland and Palestine with scant regard for the people who actually live there has been seriously talked up.”

In less than a year since taking office Trump has either won the Nobel Peace Prize or bombed Syria, Iraq, Iran, Yemen, Nigeria, Somalia and now Venezuela, depending on whether you get your news exclusively from his own midnight ramblings or from any other source in the known Universe.

When unleashing his payload to get his hands on theirs, Trump comes over all Julius Caesar who incidentally had Mars at 24 Gemini.

Why Venezuela?

In the charts of nations, the 7th house does not apply to marriage partners because they don’t have one.

In fact this house covers open enemies.

With a Mercury/Jupiter/Venus conjunction there you can see that these enemies are very powerful.

Opposite Saturn in the 1st house and forming a T square with an apex Pluto in the 4th, these enemies can do immense harm to the people and their land.

That Mercury is a mere degree away from Trump’s own Sun.

That Saturn is even closer to his Moon.

Why now?

The Venezuelan Sun is at 12.47 Cancer in the 8th house.

The US chart has some pretty powerful enemies of its own, but its Sun is at 13.19 Cancer half a degree from the Venezuela Sun.

Trump attacked Venezuela in the early morning of January 3rd.

What else happened on that morning?

A Full Moon at 13.01 Cancer.

What are the odds against this happening by chance?

Over 1 million to 1 against.

Venezuela’s own version of Donald Trump with a T Square apex Sun/Mercury in Sagittarius was dragged off to face a kangaroo court in New York.

Given that his Sun is square to Uranus, this was always going to happen now.

Any natal aspect with Uranus is going to be triggered at the ages of 21, 42 and 63 owing to the eccentric one’s transits.

Transit Uranus has been opposite Nicolas Maduro’s Sun since last August.

All the dumbarses who voted for Trump are hailing it as the greatest victory since Caesar’s own.

All the rest of us are patiently waiting for Donald’s own Uranus transit reckoning.

Veni, vidi, vicious, vacuous – just take your pick.

Posted on 5 January 2026

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