There are some that would disagree, but I feel I don’t have very much in common with Nazi Barbie, Pam Bondi.

However I have been feeling her pain this week as the pressure mounts on me to release the Astro Epstein files.

Fortunately I don’t have to pretend they don’t exist because I have a fat orange boss who is named on them, so here goes.

There is some confusion as to whether Jeffrey Epstein was born with the Sun in the final minute of Capricorn or the first one of Aquarius.

But when it comes to the subject of this article, that doesn’t matter.

Neither does the fact that his Sun is in the 2nd house, although the words “billionaire financier” do come to mind, particularly when we see Mercury at 21.09 Capricorn exactly trine Jupiter at 21.11 Taurus.

Epstein’s “personal life” just like anyone else’s will be revealed by their Moon, Venus and Mars placings.

With an exact conjunction of Mars and Venus in Pisces on the IC we are looking at someone whose sex life has a powerfully entitled quality, with a particular focus on vulnerable targets.

The exact trine to Uranus in the 8th house takes this out of the realms of normal behaviour and also shows the ease with which he was able to get away with it.

This coupled with an assertive Moon in Aries and the focus on the 4th house shows how something like Epstein Island could have existed at all.

The Sun’s square with a Saturn/Neptune conjunction in the 11th house shows the capacity for a very public and political scandal to occur.

But when exactly?

It’s important to remember that these two are working together in Epstein’s chart to gruesome effect.

They conjoined his Sun by transit during the 1990s when the sex trafficking seems to have started.

His vile deeds did not catch up with him until almost 30 years later when Saturn moved into his T Square, opposing his 8th house Uranus when he “committed suicide” in prison.

But just because someone dies, that doesn’t mean their chart won’t continue to be triggered by transits.

What we have coming up is both Saturn and Neptune about to conjunct that Moon.

And since Epstein is no longer with us, these two will be looking for other targets, and there are a whole generation of scumbags who will be experiencing a Neptune Half Return, that would now be feeling very worried about this transit.

The Mango Mussolini has Neptune at 5.50 Libra, exactly opposite that Epstein 4th house Moon.

It is perhaps with this knowledge that we can see layers of Donald Trump’s chart that were not obvious before.

His Sun conjunct Uranus in Gemini in the 10th is obviously his making a great deal out of going round bankrupting his own businesses.

In opposition to a Sagittarius Moon in the 4th house – with the occasional flight to Lolita Island in his spare time.

That this opposition forms a pattern with Mars in Leo on the Ascendant suggests pretty clearly what the purpose of these flights were.

Will the Epstein affair be the end for Baron Von Trumplestein?

Unlikely, his Mercury in the 11th square to Neptune suggests an unending capacity to lie his way out of trouble and no doubt he will do the Teflon trick once again.

As we speak Saturn and Neptune have come to a halt at 2 Aries before heading back to Pisces, so they won’t reach the 5 degree mark until Saturn gets there next March and Neptune the following year.

Right now it’s Blondi Barbie that’s copping all the flak.

We don’t have a birthtime for her but the noon chart is so explicit, we don’t need one.

With the Sun conjunct Neptune in Scorpio in the 10th and Moon conjunct Uranus and Pluto in Virgo in the 8th opposite Saturn and focused onto a T Square apex Mercury in Sagittarius in the 11th, we can see that her qualifications for the role of Attorney General are entirely down to an infinite capacity to lie and cover up the most outrageous political scandals.

And that Mercury is right on Trump’s own Lolilta Moon.

But Saturn and Neptune have stopped square to her own 11th house Mars. So her career is on the line here.

The fact that they’ve stopped just half a degree away could give her a reprise for now, but they will be back next year so there’s a very good chance that her boss will sacrifice her.

My only concern is that with my own Sun at 4 Capricorn in the 12th house and Saturn and Neptune heading to square it from my 3rd, I might pay the price for writing this article by being sent for a stay with the alligators.

So if it’s going to be me or Barbie, I need to come up with something convincing.

Let’s face it, Trump has no loyalty even to his acolytes. His main gambit when facing allegations is to blame someone else.

So I’m going to play my own Trump card and finger someone who would distract his base and allow him to get on with the important job of ruining his country.

Bill Clinton has an exact Ascendant/Mars/Neptune conjunction at 5-6 Libra, and he’s no stranger to scandals of his own.

Saturn and Neptune are waiting to pounce.

Sorry Bill, I know you’re one of the good guys, I even wrote about it ten years ago – A Natural President but if it’s got to be you or me, there’s only one of us with Capricorn placements.

Posted on July 17th 2025

YOU CAN BOOK YOUR OWN PERSONAL ASTROLOGY CONSULTATION HERE

HAVE YOU BEEN HERE BEFORE – ASTROLOGICAL REGRESSION AND PAST LIVES

YOUR PAST AND PRESENT FAMILY PACKAGE – UNDERSTANDING THE PATTERNS

TREAT YOURSELF – REMEDIES INDIVIDUALLY TAILORED TO YOUR BIRTHCHART AND TRANSITS

PROGRESSED LIFE SUPPORT – WHEN WILL YOUR SOULMATE BE COMING ?

WHAT’S HAPPENING MAN ? USING HORARY TO ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTIONS

HOW TO CHANGE YOUR FATE – USING ELECTIONS TO ENSURE THE BEST POSSIBLE OUTCOME FOR EVERY VENTURE