I have long held the view that the most useful asset to get yourself elected in the USA is a surname with one syllable.

You have to go back more than 60 years to find an American President with a name longer than 7 letters.

We are talking about half an electorate that is stupid enough to elect two Bushes and a Trump simply because their brains can’t process anything beyond very simple patterns of speech or thought.

But what happens when two opposing candidates have names of the same length ?

Then it’s down to what associations that name triggers for them.

When the hear the name Al Gore they think do I want to be gored and vote Bush.

When they see Trump they think trumps always beat the other suits and vote accordingly. Until they hear the word dump associated with his name and then vote for Biden.

The same thing works in the UK.

Englishmen vote for Boris Johnson because they think they’re being asked if they have / would like a big dick.

The Tories totally understand the nuances of all this. When said big dick had to go because he was constantly waving it around at public parties when everyone else was nailed into their homes during Covid, they replaced him with someone who only had five letters in her name.

Once it was pointed out that instead of being asked if they wanted a big dick, voters were being asked to wear a Truss, they quickly got rid of her for the nearest five letter name available.

They’d been using this method for over 30 years.

When they were forced to get rid of matron because her ” medicine ” had finally brought the whole nation to death’s door, the obvious choice of a replacement, Michael Heseltine had far too many syllables and also sounded suspiciously German so they replaced him with the first 5 letter named bloke they could find.

Their reasoning was if the voters could see Major on the ballot box they would think they other bloke must be minor, especially if his name rhymes with pillock.

This method kept those monsters in power for another five years, until Labour got wind of it and picked a leader called John Smith to remind the public that they would be voting for their mate.

Which was fine until he died before they got the chance to.

No problem, there’s still plenty of 5 letter names to choose from in the party ranks.

Blair reminds you of flair and Brown is that other stuff so the whole 1997 ” things can only get better ” thing was sorted.

Unless you understand astrology and realise that it was all entirely down to Uranus.

John Major has the Sun at 7 Aries exactly square to the Moon at 7 and Ascendant at 6 Capricorn.

This means that any transit to one will hit all the others at the same time. So that transit will be three times more dramatic than any normal one.

So when Uranus hit this configuration in November 1990, someone whose only previous claim to fame was that he once left the circus to become an accountant was instantly propelled into Downing Street.

And Jupiter’s trine to that Moon and Ascendant enabled him to beat Neil Kinnock a bit less than 18 months later.

By 1997, Uranus had moved on and changed signs.

Tony Blair has the Moon at 11 Aquarius and the North Node at 7 of that sign, both in the 10th house of career.

His election in May 1997 with Uranus was at 8.40 Aquarius was very much part of the new world order.

Some people are born to be number ones, while others are meant to be their seconds.

Gordon Brown has Mercury in Aquarius but it’s opposite his Leo Moon.

A Leo Moon would not want to play second fiddle but it just was not in tune with the Uranus in Aquarius new generation.

After John Smith died in 1994, there was a deal made between Blair and Brown called the Granita Pact, where Gordon agreed to step aside from the party leadership contest to allow Tony a free run. The deal included the agreement that Brown would be Chancellor and allegedly that he would be allowed to take over in the second term of any Labour government.

This would have fallen around 2003 when Uranus moved into Pisces and formed a conjunction with Brown’s Sun.

So far so neat astrologically.

The only problem with it was Neptune.

Gordon Brown has Neptune in Libra in the 7th house opposing his Aries Ascendant.

For that you might simply read that deals made with a colleague / rival would be unreliable or even downright deceptive.

Either way 2004 arrived with transit Neptune conjunct Blair’s Moon and opposite Brown’s so Blair stayed on as Prime Minister until well into Labour’s third term.

Blair didn’t budge until June 2007 when Jupiter was trine Brown’s Moon and he moved next door to no 10.

Within a couple of months of taking over, Saturn opposed Brown’s Sun and Vince Cable, acting Liberal leader offered this now famous quote ” The house has noticed the prime minister’s remarkable transformation in the past few weeks – from Stalin to Mr Bean.”

Gordon Brown missed his astrological time.

By the end of 2009 Uranus had passed his Pisces stellium. In fact Uranus had finished its own period of preeminence in British politics and in May 2010 Brown lost the election to the Tories and David Cameron.

It’s interesting to see how the opposition between Tony Blair’s Aquarius Moon and Gordon Brown’s Leo one played out, because over recent years on the other side world there has been a similar power play.

These two boneheads of the Australian Liberal party ( non Oz dwellers need to know that Liberal in this context means being slightly to the left of Genghis Khan ) have similar synastry to Blair and Brown.

Morrison’s Sun at 22 Taurus opposes Dutton’s at 25 Scorpio.

Morrison also has the Moon at 23 Scorpio conjunct Neptune.

Both men have Jupiter involved, Morrison as the apex of his T square, Dutton by conjunction with his Sun.

Dutton, however, has Saturn opposite his Sun and conjunct Morrison’s Sun.

You could easily imagine deals being made but Saturn would ensure that Dutton came off second best.

Scorpio has a great hold over the Liberal party, you have to go back over 40 years to find a leader that didn’t have the Sun or Moon in the sign. See Trust Me I’m A Scorpio – Liberal Liars For Hire

Scott Morrison took over from Malcolm Turnbull.

Malcolm Turnbull was a Uranus in Aries Prime Minister. As soon as it landed in Taurus it created spill week and he was out.

” Turnbull called the first spill in a regularly scheduled party room meeting of the Liberal Party on 21 August, amid media reports that Minister for Home Affairs Peter Dutton was considering a challenge. Dutton submitted himself as a candidate for the leadership, but was defeated by Turnbull, who won the ballot 48 votes to 35. Dutton then immediately resigned from the ministry.

Dutton requested a second spill motion two days later. Turnbull refused to call the spill without first receiving a list of signatures representing the majority of his Party room, and referred Dutton to the Attorney General’s office to test his eligibility to sit in Parliament.  He declared that if Dutton had the numbers to carry a spill motion, he would take it as a vote of no confidence and not stand to contest the leadership. Dutton secured the numbers for a spill and Turnbull did not re-contest the leadership, opening the way for supporters Scott Morrison and Julie Bishop to stand against Dutton.

Dutton, Treasurer Morrison and Foreign Minister Bishop contested the ballot. Bishop was eliminated in the first round of voting, and in the second round Morrison defeated Dutton by 45 votes to 40, thereby becoming the leader of the Liberal Party and Prime Minister of Australia. “

Needless to say this particular piece of Scorpionic skullduggery did not go down well, particularly with Turnbull who is still bleating about it to this day.

But if transit Uranus is opposite your Sun, you are now considered old school and you have to go.

For this whole period Jupiter was in Scorpio conjunct Dutton’s Sun which probably give him the confidence to force the motion.

But it was also conjunct Morrison’s Moon and opposite his Sun so the Scummo rose to the top.

But what goes up with Jupiter will inevitably come down with Saturn.

And four years later, with Saturn forming a Grand Cross with Morrison’s Sun / Moon / Jupiter T Square, The Australian public dumped him on his arse.

Obviously I predicted all this Saturn To Ensure The Scummo Will Sink To The Bottom

Given that Saturn was also square to Dutton’s Sun I expected him to go as well, but he scraped through in his own seat and took over as leader of the opposition.

But being leader of the Liberals at the moment is a peculiarly Saturnian reward.

They have managed to lose every state on mainland Australia to the Labor party, resulting in the largest uninterrupted red land mass in the world.

Just recently a by election generated by the enforced resignation of corrupt Liberal scumbag Alan Tudge resulted in a massive swing to Labor and the first win for a sitting government for a century.

In the year since the Federal election Peter Dutton has become chiefly known for saying no to everything.

He started out claiming that he had a nice side.

And if your taste is dog whistle racism, Mr Potatohead would be one of the nice guys.

But things might be about to change.

One other thing I predicted in the above article is that Scummo would leave politics altogether in 2023.

This is because Uranus will conjunct his Sun.

Given that it will also be opposite Dutton’s Sun there is a good chance he could be out of the door with him.

Because there will have to be a by election in Morrison’s seat of Cook.

And given the coalition performance over the last few years there is a very good chance the libs will be Cooked.

It probably depends on who the Libs pick to take up Scummo’s seat. If they try to rehabilitate former golden boy Josh Frydenberg who lost his old seat for dumping on everyone living in it, they are surely going to run into the too many syllables and the foreign sounding name problem.

If they try to parachute in failed NSW state leader Dominic Perrottet, the will encounter the old sounding like a parrot with a Neptune transit trouble. See Saint Dominic’s Election Preview

NSW deputy Matt Kean is keen, and has the advantage on only 4 letters but also raises the prospect of losing two byelections, one federal and one state at the same time.

Names are important.

While Jupiter was aspecting Scott Morrison’s T Square his own shortened Scomo seemed to be working, particularly when compared with his Labor opponent Anthony Albanese ( too long and too foreign ).

But of course Scummo blew it. Once Saturn reached the square to his Sun he started suggesting that ” It won’t be easy ” under Albanese which was just absurd. Because it gave the voters a nice 4 letter hook. So they didn’t hear the ” it won’t be ” and Albanese countered by constantly referring to himself as Albo.

Four letter Albo beats five letter Scomo so Labor won by a landslide.

Since then every election has gone even worse for the Liberals because as everyone knows, you’ll be mutton under Dutton.

Posted on 11th April 2023

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