I have always felt the easiest way to convince people that astrology works is to bypass the thing that they quaintly call their brain and focus on their pockets.
So stand by for total, absolute proof.
For this we shall use the Tesla share price.
To follow this see https://au.investing.com/equities/tesla-motors. I would recommend looking at the 5 year graph.
We can clearly see a peak was reached on November 5th 2021 at $ 407 and a trough on January 6th 2023 at $ 113.
Is there anything these two dates have in common ?
Obviously there is, or I wouldn’t have asked this question or even written this article. The answer is profoundly, gobsmackingly simple.
On November 5th 2021 Jupiter was at 22.51 Aquarius.
On January 6th 2023 Saturn was at 22.56 Aquarius.
Yes, it’s actually that simple.
We could actually all go home now. But of course Capricorn Research has never been known to write a short winded article about anything.
If you’re a mountain climber, you can’t just go to the end of your street, admire the view and head home to watch the telly.
After this big reveal most people would be asking the question why.
The answer is because the biggest dickhead to ever walk on this planet has his 8th house Mars at 20.54 Aquarius.
Billionaires are always claiming they earn their fortunes because they work much harder and smarter than the rest of us.
By that logic, Elon Musk managed to lose $ 200 billion in a year presumably because he is a million times more stupid than us then.
Astrologer Marc Edmund Jones looked into overall chart patterns and came up with 7 basic types.
Elon Musk’s chart is a Bucket, where all bar one of the planets exist in one half of the chart and the singleton acts as a handle for said bucket.
This produces a situation where the main thrust of a native’s life would be in one general direction but they are constantly distracted from their main life’s purpose by this one planet that becomes a very powerful theme in their life.
A good example of this is Prince Harry whose life is constantly being undermined by his 4th house Taurus Moon singleton – see What’s Next On Harry’s Bucket List ?
Musk walked into the Twitter headquarters carrying a sink which is similar to trying to carry a bucket without using the handle.
Musk obviously wanted to convey that he was going to throw the kitchen sink, not sink the kitchen.
Everyone is subject to the basic laws of astrology.
What goes up with Jupiter comes down with Saturn. It’s just that the harder you come with Jupiter the further you fall with Saturn.
Jupiter would fill up Elon’s sink, Saturn would turn it upside down.
Musk turned up at Twitter with his sink on 28th October 2022, by this time Saturn had already passed over his Mars twice. Presumably he thought he was over the worst.
The Tesla share price had catastrophically halved in a year, but a brief rally to $ 228 had no doubt made him feel confident that he was over his dodgy period.
That week Saturn was at 18.35 Aquarius and turned forward for its final assault on Musk’s Mars, turning that sink upside down again.
In the few weeks that it took Saturn to make its final pass the Tesla price dropped a further 60 %.
Why should the Tesla share price respond with so strongly to these movements of Jupiter and Saturn ?
This is clearly a very volatile chart.
Bizarrely the Sun is at 7 Cancer closely conjunct Musk’s own.
It is part of a Grand Cross with the opposition to Pluto crossing another one in financial houses.
A Jupiter / Uranus conjunction at the beginning of Aries in the 8th would generate a level of excitement and confidence that fits with a steep rise in the share price.
Saturn in the 2nd looks like the very opposite type of energy.
This chart has 4 oppositions involving every planet.
Using Jones’ chart patterns unlike Musk’s Bucket, the Tesla stock chart is a SeeSaw pattern.
A Seesaw pattern contains two sets of planets grouped together in opposing clusters, where the two sections of the chart on either side of these clusters are empty of planets and at least 60 degrees wide.
This type of chart can indicate considerable instability in someone’s life because they literally seesaw from one area of their life to another and both sides would appear to be in competition with each other.
There are so many tensions here it’s difficult to know where to start.
One interesting one is the Moon / Venus opposition from 12 Aquarius to 17 Leo.
We would have to add this range in the Zodiac to Musk’s Mars at 21 Aquarius.
Therefore the transit of Jupiter and Saturn to the sensitive areas would begin at 11 Aquarius.
So on November 5th 2021 as the share price peaked when Jupiter was leaving Musk’s Bucket handle Mars at 23 Aquarius, Saturn was at 7 of the sign and approaching the Tesla SeeSaw.
As Saturn went through the Tesla Moon / Venus the price dropped from $ 407 to $ 265 on the 11th March 2022.
On that date Saturn had reached 20 Aquarius but then there was a sudden rise.
Why was that ? It made no sense because at the time Saturn was making its first conjunction with Musk’s Mars.
That weekend Venus conjoined at 5 Aquarius. It went through this Tesla / Musk corridor over the next fortnight.
The price shot up to $ 361 on April 1st when Venus was at 25 Aquarius leaving Musk’s Mars, and allowing Saturn to get back to draining the sink.
By 20th May 2022, the price had dropped to $ 221.
There was also a small matter of a nasty eclipse.
The reason this eclipse was very difficult was the Sun and Moon formed a T Square with an apex Saturn at 25 Aquarius. As this is within 5 degrees of Elon Musk’s Mars, it was bound to hurt.
It also forms a Grand Cross with the Ascendant in the Tesla Stock chart.
The price stopped dropping the week after the eclipse.
Through June and July 2022 the price climbed to $ 297.
This was because Jupiter was square to both Musk and Tesla’s Suns.
In fact Jupiter stayed in that range until the last week or so of September so why didn’t the price continue to rise ?
This is because Saturn had come back to conjunct Elon Musk’s Mars.
The overall transit for 2022 was Saturn on that Mars, but there were periods when either Venus or Jupiter’s movements cancelled that out.
On 16th September the price was $ 303.
From there we had a steep drop to the low of $ 113 on January 6th 2023.
The reason for this was that Jupiter was no longer aspecting the Musk / Tesla Suns so Saturn could do its job unhindered.
December was a catastrophic month with the price on 2nd being $ 195 and on 23rd $ 123.
This was when Saturn made its final pass over Elon Musk’s Mars, 19.55 Aquarius on the 2nd and 21.35 on the 23rd.
From January 6th 2023 the price picked up from $ 113 to February 17th $ 208.
Saturn was out of the picture now but Jupiter came back to square Musk and Tesla’s Suns and Venus was transiting through Aquarius again.
Once both Jupiter and Venus moved out of range the price dropped to its current $ 175.
What will happen next ?
For the next couple of years, Jupiter is in the empty ranges of both the Musk and Tesla charts.
Saturn has still some part to play though.
Elon has an apex Moon at 7.45 Virgo in the 2nd house and Tesla has Mars at 12 of the same sign.
Saturn will be opposite Musk’s Moon in June so that’s not looking great.
However there could be problems before that.
The company chart for Tesla is another one with the Sun in the first decanate of Cancer.
This Sun is trine a Mars / Uranus conjunction which is perfect for a company that makes electric cars.
But perhaps not at the moment as for much of 2023 Saturn will be conjunct that Mars.
There have been a number of stories recently about faults with the cars’ batteries, and even some having to be recalled. This is classic Saturn and we would have to expect more of it with the inevitable impact on the share price.
It’s important not to overstate this as Tesla’s natal Mars / Saturn trine helps them ride through these problems more easily than their competitors might but you would expect this to be a tricky year.
This transit starts mid way through April and it might even feature as early as the last week of this month as Saturn reaches the Tesla Uranus then.
And we are also into eclipse season then.
May’s Lunar Eclipse at 15 Taurus / Scorpio is 6 degrees from forming a T Square with Elon Musk’s Mars but it does fall square to the Tesla Stock’s Moon / Venus opposition.
So May 2023 could be comparable to May 2022.
The prevailing view of life on Earth is that it is a chaos which we humans can only desperately attempt and inevitably fail to control.
This is of course palpable nonsense. Anyone that ignores the media and takes a walk regularly at sunrise will see through that pathetic argument.
But this view does help the power possessing beings keep all the others under their own control by constantly scaring them to death with these fears.
Nowhere is this more so than in the markets. The notion that you could easily lose the shirt off your back keeps the majority of us away from them, while the people who are actually making all the money on them are constantly on the lookout for predictable patterns.
But as any self respecting trader will tell you the real trick is in knowing what those patterns are, how and when they form and how to get advance warning of them.
There is one simple answer to that. Astrology.
And the Tesla share price over the last few years absolutely proves this.
The only problem is gaining access to the right charts and being able to understand what they are saying.
The dictionary definition of tessellation is an arrangement of shapes closely fitted together, especially of polygons in a repeated pattern without gaps or overlapping.
And if the Tesla share price curve looks like a bellend, you know whose fault that is.
And if you don’t want to sink like Elon Musk, best get tessellating.
Posted on 11th March 2023
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