A number of people have said to me that I’m a much nicer, kinder person in real life and in my client consultations than I appear in these articles.
I am not best qualified to judge that but I will say that the sarcastic persona that writes these scathing astro take downs of the rich and famous is a deliberate construct.
I am not looking for a hundred thousand followers, I simply wish to make my readers think seriously about astrology and am only interested in people who are prepared to do that.
So I have adopted a writing style that tries to provide straightforward astrology connections with as much precision and as little new age waffle speak as possible.
I also want to challenge much of the received astrological and political propaganda. But I recognise that many potential readers are not prepared to be challenged in this way.
So I write my articles in a way that gives them a perfect excuse to retreat to the safety of their opinions while justifying their stance because of my so called personality.
I also wish to entertain the few readers that are still with me, and they are used to me taking potshots at the British royal family, recently one member in particular.
This time, I’m going to try and play nice and give a more sympathetic version. But if any readers would rather the old approach there’s always one I wrote only a few weeks ago – Neptune – The Prince Of Beached Whales
But I will quote from this piece to say
“Looking at Willliam’s chart, Uranus and Neptune have much stronger aspect connections than Pluto.
Pluto is sextile his Ascendant and widely trine his Sun but that pales in comparison to Neptune’s conjunction and opposition with the same two placements.
Uranus is opposite his Venus.
Given that his Sun is in the 7th house and Venus in the 5th, it’s fairly clear where this midlife crisis is going to occur. In his love life.
When you consider that William was born under an eclipse in Cancer in 7th house opposite Neptune on the Ascendant, its pretty obvious that when Neptune comes to square his Sun and Moon, his marriage and family are going to be hit by a tsunami.
In May of this year, Neptune reaches the 29th degree of Pisces so beginning the square to William’s Sun. The next 4 years will see it squaring both of his lights.
Adding to that in the same month, both Uranus and Jupiter reach the conjunction with his Venus.
On top of that, Saturn joins Neptune, square to his Sun a year later.”
All this is to come, but it will inevitably start before that, because of the upcoming lunar eclipse at 5 Aries/Libra. It falls closely square to his Moon.
When William was born, the media astrologers focused strongly on his lights being in trine to Jupiter on the Midheaven showing that he would be king while conveniently ignoring the fact that his Sun was eclipsed by the Moon in Cancer in the 7th house.
When Charles and Diana split around his 10th birthday, the same astrologers then pointed to William’s eclipse and nodded sagely.
When his mother tragically died not long after his 15th birthday, they nodded some more.
But at that point they felt the worst had been done, after all the eclipse was in Cancer so it was bound to impact via his parents.
As this eclipse is also in the 7th house, it doesn’t take a genius to figure out that he was always going to repeat the patterns that his parents had experienced within his own marriage.
But this didn’t stop the same media astrologers preaching happy ever afters when William found his own Cinderella.
The Princess Of Wales was also born on an eclipse, but hers was a significantly more challenging lunar one.
The lights are a mere half a degree away from exact opposition and a T square is formed with an apex Saturn/Pluto conjunction.
While William is a solar eclipse baby about to be squared by a lunar one, Kate is a lunar child and she will be upended by a solar one.
Eclipses occur twice a year in pairs, a fortnight away from each other. The lunar eclipse occurs at 5 Aries, the solar one at 19 of that sign.
So the second eclipse is exactly square to Kate’s own Sun and Moon.
As already stated eclipses act as triggers for slower moving transits. The solar one in the last week of March will be a early warning of what to expect when Saturn and Neptune square William’s Sun and Moon.
The lunar one in April hitting Kate will be a trigger of something that has already occurred relating to Pluto and Saturn’s transits to conjunct her Sun and oppose her Moon back in 2018-19.
Neptune is a major player in William’s chart, Saturn and Pluto are the same for Kate.
As I have detailed before in Don’t Kiss Me Kate, this transit brought about William’s affair with her friend and neighbour Rose Hanbury.
No-one has seen Catherine for weeks, neither she nor William have been to see Charles whose own Pluto transits have given him cancer and the media are not questioning this at all.
That is because they know what is happening behind the scenes.
Kate is either “recovering from abdominal surgery”, from a hysterectomy, a beating from her husband or an attempted suicide”. Who can say which?
But I believe these eclipses will give us all a clearer idea, because things that are kept secret have a habit of forcing their way through to the surface.
Regular readers of these pages will know that William has unusual bedroom habits that include a variety of household instruments. But maybe with Venus opposing Uranus and a Mars/Saturn conjunction, we should not expect him to be of the vanilla persuasion.
Kate, with a Capricorn 5th house Sun square to Saturn, would certainly tick the royal baby requirements but is unlikely to be highly skilled with a strap on.
According to the popular saying, we should not judge a person unless we have walked a mile in their shoes, but astrology can show us whether they are platform heels, stilettos or the type commonly worn by circus clowns.
I do not judge the Prince of Wales on his sexual preferences, it probably goes with the name as William 11 had a fondness for the Bishop of Durham and the references to “Billy’s Boys” gave some indication of William 111’s.
The problem is with the secrecy and the desperate lengths that he will go to in order to protect that.
The only person brave enough to confront the future king about his treatment of his would be queen was his brother Harry. All of the treatment that has been dished out to Harry and Meghan in the media has been because of that.
Cancer has a desperate need to control the narrative because if everyone knew what they really felt they would be totally exposed and utterly insecure. Hence the hard shell.
But it’s this need to use the media to protect them that alienates people so much more. Their circle closes in on itself to the point where they eventually have no allies at all.
To misquote Oscar Wilde “To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune, to lose both wife and mother looks like carelessness, to lose both and the control of the media narrative would be a shocking negligence”.
Kings have always looked powerful, but the reality is that they are even more slaves to their astrology than the rest of us are.
Because while we all have to go through the experiences indicated for us because of our own charts and their interplay with those of our families and close friends, royalty are doomed to play out a role that is indicated in the chart of a whole nation.
This has been a simple fact ever since that other William started it all.
The chart for the coronation of William 1 is the one that is used for England.
It is an interesting one in many respects not least because it puts all these stupid theories about anaretic degrees to the sword.
If the Moon is supposedly weak in the 29th degree, what price it’s placing in that degree of the last sign of the Zodiac and in the 12th house?
When you consider that this chart has maintained a powerful influence over the world for the best part of a thousand years and helped build one of the biggest empires ever seen.
The 1066 chart is still responding powerfully to transits, witness Uranus in cooperative Libra opposite the Aries Ascendant when the UK joined the EEC in 1975 and its conjunction with the same when that fateful referendum to leave the EU was taken 41 years later.
The 1066 Moon is closely square to the Prince Of Wales Sun.
And now transit Neptune is heading for that final degree of Pisces.
This is also reflected in the 1066 chart progressed Sun being square to its own Neptune throughout 2024-25 – as detailed in Fool Britannia
So we can’t criticise William for his choice of sex aids, these are the very same thing that will hang an already thoroughly soaked nation out to dry over the coming years.
Neptune and Saturn will separate Wills and Kate, and the British royal family will be taken down another peg or two.
Watching him swaying during the recent awards ceremony, you can see that he’s already being hit by Neptune’s waves. Even the hardest of Capricorn hearts has to admit to the tiniest feeling of sympathy because It won’t be long before he’s drowning in them.
I can assure readers that my new found concern for William’s state of mind is genuine and has nothing to do with the fact that I was also born on a solar eclipse, exactly opposite his Moon.
And with this coming one heralding the Saturn/Neptune square to my own 12th house Sun, like any wise Capricorn, I wish to do everything in my power to avoid spending the rest of my days rotting in the Tower of London.
I have escaped to the other side off the world to avoid this fate, but just in case I do become included in some kind of bizarre swap deal with Julian Assange, it’s perhaps wise to book a reading now before its too late.
Posted on 22 Feb 2024
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