The London Stadium – Size Matters to the Dildo Brothers

A simple knowledge of astrology should be compulsory in all football boardrooms. Its just common sense that you should never take a Cancer’s home away. Like the Crab, this sign will form a strong emotional attachment to its home, particularly if its a noisy and cramped setting like Upton Park.

Many West Ham fans would carry the place around with them, rather than sit in some vast soulless arena, but then their club has the Sun in Cancer in tricky square aspect to the Moon.

 

West Ham

Astrology often throws up strangely fascinating connections and for some reason this weekend’s events tempted me to look at the club’s transits for another time a lot of people were on the pitch, the 1923 White Horse Cup Final.

West Ham were playing at a vast ground in London and lost against a Lancashire club beginning with B ( Bolton Wanderers ). Pluto was conjunct the West Ham Sun at the time.

Pluto has also played a major role in the Hammers more successful trips to Wembley.

It was sextile the Sun for the 1964 FA Cup triumph and 65 Cup Winners Cup at the same venue, with the great Moore, Hurst and Peters side.

Pluto was trine the Hammers Mars for the 1975 FA Cup win and conjunct their Moon in 1980.

So when Pluto opposed the Hammers Sun and squared its Moon, something was bound to happen. But the difficulty of the aspects meant no Wembley triumphs, rather the trauma of Upton Park being demolished and their fans reluctantly dragged down the road to Stratford.

West Ham acquired a great White Elephant in the London stadium, but apart from getting it as cheaply as possible, no thought seems to have gone into the move particularly not the timing of its opening match.

 

London Stadium

When we’re talking about new homes, the Moon is the most important planet and here its in the critical sign of Virgo in a nasty T Square opposite Neptune with an apex Saturn. Just asking for trouble.

So who gets the blame for this decision ?

None other than the Dildo Brothers, the joint owners of West Ham aptly named so by a director of Sporting Lisbon over transfer disagreements.

 

David Gold

David Gold’s chart resonates quite strongly with the London Stadium one, in that it also contains a T Square with Virgo, Saturn and Neptune prominent.

This T Square projects onto an apex Jupiter in Sagittarius suggesting someone who would go ahead with the biggest project whatever anyone else thinks.

Readers might be surprised to find that someone who made most of his fortune through pedalling top shelf comics has the Sun in Virgo, but many of the ladies appearing in them did too – Angel is a Centerfold 

Its likely that David Gold’s tenure as a visible presence at West Ham will be over soon as Neptune comes into his T Square over the next year or so.

 

David Sullivan

As fitting from someone who made most of his money peddling media porn, co owner David Sullivan has the Sun conjunct Mars in Aquarius opposite Pluto.

He also has a taste for Soviet style fashion chic, no doubt down to the fact that this opposition hits the Russian Revolution chart very strongly – for more info on this see Whatever Happened to Leon Trotsky ?

Sadly there’s no sign of Sullivan leaving any time soon and with Jupiter making a T square with his Sun / Pluto we should expect more motor mouthing.

The last time it was there he decided to publicly slag off the club’s new signings, Jose Fonte and Robert Snodgrass. He better not do it to Patrice Evra or he could find himself being hauled up by those ridiculous lapels.

So will we all still be laughing at the London Stadium next season ?

It seems fairly likely as Pluto comes back to square West Ham’s Moon in the Autumn and Saturn will hit the Sun and Moon throughout 2019.

Apparently its not size that matters but movement and West Ham were definitely amongst the slowest teams earlier this season. Maybe they should have got Harry Redknapp back and he would have told the players to ” farking run around a bit “.

 

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