But so far my predictions for Pluto in Aquarius seem to be coming true – Let Them Eat Shite
“Pluto’s passage through Aquarius will certainly bring the themes of democracy, equality and freedom to the fore, but not necessarily in a way we would all appreciate.
And Pluto’s modus operandi tends to take us all down to the very bottom of an experience in order to transform and transcend it. So we might still have some fairly serious shit to swallow before we get to the tree hugging stage.”
I went on to show that the main reason for having to experience the shit swallowing stage was due to the current “leader of the free world”.
Any predictive science has to be reliant on precedent, Astrology is no different.
If we look at what happened the last time Pluto was in Aquarius we can maybe gain some insight into what would happen when it returned.
Many astrologers have pointed out that the French Revolution occurred during Pluto’s last stay in the sign.
Louis XVI, the last King of France was executed during the revolution in 1793.
Appropriately Louis had the Sun in the last 5 minutes of Leo.
Louis’ Sun is exactly conjunct Trump’s Ascendant (an orb of 7 minutes).
This led me to wonder whether Trump was a reincarnation of Louis.
“If I was doing a Past Life Regression for Trump, I would certainly focus on the point where he was dispatched from a previous life.
Going back to the time and date of Louis’ execution brings Trump’s regressed Sun into exact opposition with Saturn (2 minutes of arc) and Mars.
That Mars is a mere 11 minutes away from his current chart’s Saturn.
The Sun is right on the 8th house cusp.
There are two T squares with apexes of Jupiter and Neptune
The Moon is closely square to Pluto. That Pluto at 11 Leo compares with his current life Pluto at 10 Leo.
The chances of something like this occurring are billions to one against.
So Donald Trump is a reincarnation of Louis XV1. He would probably agree with this discovery. Although he would also probably dismiss the French Revolution as fake news put about by the Democrats.
Louis’ queen was Marie Antionette, who when told that the peasants have no bread, famously responded with “let them eat cake”.
Obviously after a few years of a Trump dictatorship there won’t be any bread or cake left, but at the rate that he currently generates it, there will be a great many nappy loads of shit.
The maggots who voted for him would probably eat it willingly.”
What about Marie though?
If ever there was a chart that represented that famous quote it’s this one.
The 5th house would be the place where someone carried on partying while the masses were starving and the Sun conjunct Venus there exactly square to Neptune indicates a pure state of uncaring, selfish delusion.
The Moon and Jupiter add to this portrait, particularly as the Moon is the apex of a T Square.
But of course it’s the same pattern that caused her death.
Mars in Cancer could be the starving masses, Saturn in Capricorn in the 8th would certainly be the guillotine.
But if Louis came back 150 years later as Donald, did Marie follow him?
There is no birthtime available for Melania Trump which as far as I’m concerned should be enough to send her to the guillotine anyway.
It also means that it’s fair game to make one up.
She definitely has a Sun/Saturn conjunction in Taurus opposite Jupiter in Scorpio with the Moon in Capricorn.
She also has a Venus/Mars conjunction in Taurus/Gemini opposite Neptune trine Pluto.
This is the kind of determination that would get a Slovenian pole dancer to the White House, someone who would even be prepared to make sex with Donald Trump to get there.
By putting that Sun/Saturn conjunction in the 7th house and with Jupiter on a Scorpio Ascendant, we can see the ambition and the sacrifice made to attain it even more starkly.
Melania’s synastry with Marie Antoinette is interesting.
Their Suns are opposite each other with that 7th house Saturn exactly opposite Marie’s Venus.
This could easily be a reincarnation feature.
If we regress Melania’s chart to the date Marie was executed (later in 1793 than Louis was).
This is the kind of thing we would be looking for.
With that T square of the Moon in the 7th opposite Mars apex Mercury (7th ruler) it certainly looks like the kind of chart of someone who was executed for the crime of being married.
And the Sun in Scorpio in the 10th opposite a retrograde Saturn in the 4th could well be screwing yourself to the top while ignoring the starving masses beneath you.
The Moon at 23.30 Cancer is a few minutes away from opposition to Marie’s own 8th house Saturn that did for her in 1793.
And Melania was born a mere 300 miles from Marie.
Is that it then? Did Marie Antoinette come back a couple of centuries later for another climb up the greasy orange pole?
It wouldn’t be a Capricorn Research article if it ended there, I feel a Saturnian responsibility to examine the claims of other candidates.
At just over 100 miles, Ivana Trump was born even closer to Marie Antoinette.
Instead of climbing poles, Ivana was a skier, highly skilled at going down which would surely have come in handy.
Like Melania, we have a Sun/Saturn thing although a tight opposition and Mars and the Moon involved in this pattern, you would have to bet that Ivana had to suck up much more in the process.
Could Ivana have been Marie then?
Again the regressed Sun is opposite a planet at the base of the chart,
Venus in Leo in the 8th exactly (9 minutes) square to Mars in Scorpio could be suggesting royal execution, but I don’t feel that the connections with Ivana’s own chart are strong enough to make her a threat to Melania as Marie Antoinette reincarnate.
Could Marie have come back as Donald’s own daughter? He’s made enough insinuations about her.
Again there is no birth time for Ivanka Trump, but given all of the above that just gives me licence to create one.
A concentration in the 4th and 5th houses with Cancer rising seems fitting for the kind of daddy issues we are talking about.
Needless to say, Ivanka’s Venus/Neptune conjunction falls right on her father’s Sagittarius Moon. Yeeuch.
So is Ivanka the new Marie Antoinette?
Just like for Melania, Ivanka’s regressed Sun is close to opposition with her own.
It’s exactly (3 minute orb) trine her Mars as well.
The Sun and Mercury are quincunx Saturn but all in all this is not enough for her to have lost her head back in 1793.
There could be any number of candidates some as young as 13 who have been forced to eat their cake this time round, but by all reports Marie Antoinette was in love with Louis XIV so you would think that she would have been happy to come back and do it all again.
When we look at the charts of Melania, Ivana and Ivanka they all seem to have recognised that eating Donald’s shit was a sacrifice they had to pay for their place at the top table.
But there is one who would lovingly lap it all up and here there is a birthtime.
Which is just as well because you really could not make this chart up.
Natalie Harp has the Sun in Leo on the Descendant conjunct Jupiter so she is obviously devoted to her lord and master.
What’s more that Jupiter is conjunct Donald’s Mars and exactly (1/3 degree orb) sextile his Sun.
The retrograde Mercury in Virgo in the 7th has got to be the one that carries the printer round everywhere to reel off all that maggot praise.
A retrograde Venus in Virgo would certainly be prepared to resort to dementia care duty.
The Moon in the 6th exactly opposite Saturn in the 12th would be on for serious nursing.
And that exact T square involving the Sun, Ascendant and an apex Pluto is Scorpio would be used to shovelling copious amounts of shit.
So is Natalie the returning Marie Antoinette then?
The regressed Sun opposite Jupiter in Leo in the 8th could well suggest a queen at the guillotine.
The Moon exactly square to Saturn is not a happy bunny either. Nor is Venus square Pluto.
But the thing with regressions is that they have to be really tight to finger someone as a past life connection.
And we have some incredibly tight ones here.
Natalie’s regressed Venus is a mere 3 minutes away from opposition with her 7th house Jupiter.
Her regressed Sun is 1/4 degree away from conjunct her natal Saturn.
It’s important to remember that Trump’s own regression to Louis’ execution brought the Sun to within two minutes of opposition to his natal Saturn.
This for me is the clincher. Despite a strong challenge from Melania, Natalie Harp has to be the reincarnated Marie Antoinette.
It seems only fitting that the woman who suggested the masses try cake has to come back and eat shite this time round.
Posted on 6 Sep 2026
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